Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Picture Captions

And so here are the captions for the following picture:

"Lunch had started to repeat on Mr Collins." 

Mrs. Jenkinson: "My dear Mr. Collins, is something troubling you?"
Mr. Collins: "Charlie bit my finger."
Charlotte: "Get over it."
Mr. Collins: "And it's STILL HURTING."

Mrs. Jenkinson: Are you sure you are alright Mr Collins?
Charlotte: It's his indigestion again.
Mr. Collins: *hic* no no *hic* m'dear, I swallow*hic*ed a fly.

"Mr Collins suddenly wondered where his nose was"

Anne's Governess: "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
Mr. Collins: "At you, sir? No, sir. But I do bite my thumb, sir."
Anne (in an aside to governess): "He bits at Lady Catherine DeBourgh, sir.

And our Facebook entries:

"Zip it."

Mrs. Jenkins wonders why Collins is smelling his fingers.

Thank you everyone for submitting a caption. I may post another caption sometime in the future, so keep a look out for another caption opportunity!

 God Bless,
God Bless, Miss Elizabeth Bennet

2 comments:

  1. Love it! Ha, the Charlie bit my finger one made me laugh. :)

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