"Lunch had started to repeat on Mr Collins."
Mrs. Jenkinson: "My dear Mr. Collins, is something troubling you?"
Mr. Collins: "Charlie bit my finger."
Charlotte: "Get over it."
Mr. Collins: "And it's STILL HURTING."
Mr. Collins: "Charlie bit my finger."
Charlotte: "Get over it."
Mr. Collins: "And it's STILL HURTING."
Mrs. Jenkinson: Are you sure you are alright Mr Collins?
Charlotte: It's his indigestion again.
Mr. Collins: *hic* no no *hic* m'dear, I swallow*hic*ed a fly.
Charlotte: It's his indigestion again.
Mr. Collins: *hic* no no *hic* m'dear, I swallow*hic*ed a fly.
"Mr Collins suddenly wondered where his nose was"
Anne's Governess: "Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?"
Mr. Collins: "At you, sir? No, sir. But I do bite my thumb, sir."
Anne (in an aside to governess): "He bits at Lady Catherine DeBourgh, sir.
Mr. Collins: "At you, sir? No, sir. But I do bite my thumb, sir."
Anne (in an aside to governess): "He bits at Lady Catherine DeBourgh, sir.
And our Facebook entries:
"Zip it."
Mrs. Jenkins wonders why Collins is smelling his fingers.
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I like the first one! :)
ReplyDeleteLove it! Ha, the Charlie bit my finger one made me laugh. :)
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